-Certain athletes are born enemies but the fiercest rivalry was between two fighters Razor and Kid. They fought only twice, but the tie-breaking grudge match never happened.
-Today I’m announcing my retirement from professional boxing.
-You know what this is Razor? It’s a video games. They wanna put you and kid in the game.
-All they do is video tape you throwing a couple of punches, voice record you I’m a kill you!
-Except for the white guys voice, because that wouldn’t scare anybody.
-OK Razor, let’s throw some jabs at the Wilbur the dummy.
-Come on Razor! Imagine it’s kid.
-Aarrgh!
-Hey! Hope I don’t look like that big of an ass.
-You set me up?
-I told you to come in one o’clock, kid!
-Wanna see my old friend, he’s been ducking me for 30 years, I missed him!
-Don’t look like you’re missing any meals. I’m out of here.
-No you’re not.
-That’s not the behavior of old men!
-Check out this clip that’s just blowing up online.
-I got a company that wants the official rematch they’re gonna pay you a hundred grand.
-I can’t be in the same room with that guy, not worth it.
-What the hell you mean it ain’t worth it? I’m looking at your house!
-I’m your trainer Mikey.
-You can’t be my trainer. Maybe I believe you ate my trainer?
-Time to train.
-What have I done?
-It’s insane.
-Oh, yeah? Give me one reason.
-You’re fat, you got weak knees, you’re fat.
-Don’t sugar-coat it, be honest.
-Can I talk to you for a second? I’m your son.
-Maybe you could use a little help.
-Hey! What are you doing?
-We’re just here to buy a little dinner, you don’t have to punch everything.
-You, my friend, are embarrassing yourself.
-A great performer knows when it’s time to get off the stage, kid.
-If one of you gets knocked out we can say you’ve fallen and can’t get up.
-The whole world’s laughing at us but we’re not dead! In fact, I feel more alive now than I ever felt!
-Razor, why now?
-I’m a fighter, I was born to be a fighter.
-You got every right to hate me, but I need you in my corner.
-No matter how hard you guys work, it won’t be your best.
-It’s the best we got.
-30 years after their second fight, Kid McDonnen and Razor Sharp get ready to go at it again.
-Gutsy move going without a bra.
-I took a dump on your porch.
-We are live, guys, we are live right now.
-Hey Webster! Show a little respect!
-I choose to believe that you just called me Webster because on my dictionary-sized vocabulary, and not because of my height and race.
-No, it’s because you’re short and black.
-What was Jesus like? I’m curious. Was he cool?
-Today I’m announcing my retirement from professional boxing.
-You know what this is Razor? It’s a video games. They wanna put you and kid in the game.
-All they do is video tape you throwing a couple of punches, voice record you I’m a kill you!
-Except for the white guys voice, because that wouldn’t scare anybody.
-OK Razor, let’s throw some jabs at the Wilbur the dummy.
-Come on Razor! Imagine it’s kid.
-Aarrgh!
-Hey! Hope I don’t look like that big of an ass.
-You set me up?
-I told you to come in one o’clock, kid!
-Wanna see my old friend, he’s been ducking me for 30 years, I missed him!
-Don’t look like you’re missing any meals. I’m out of here.
-No you’re not.
-That’s not the behavior of old men!
-Check out this clip that’s just blowing up online.
-I got a company that wants the official rematch they’re gonna pay you a hundred grand.
-I can’t be in the same room with that guy, not worth it.
-What the hell you mean it ain’t worth it? I’m looking at your house!
-I’m your trainer Mikey.
-You can’t be my trainer. Maybe I believe you ate my trainer?
-Time to train.
-What have I done?
-It’s insane.
-Oh, yeah? Give me one reason.
-You’re fat, you got weak knees, you’re fat.
-Don’t sugar-coat it, be honest.
-Can I talk to you for a second? I’m your son.
-Maybe you could use a little help.
-Hey! What are you doing?
-We’re just here to buy a little dinner, you don’t have to punch everything.
-You, my friend, are embarrassing yourself.
-A great performer knows when it’s time to get off the stage, kid.
-If one of you gets knocked out we can say you’ve fallen and can’t get up.
-The whole world’s laughing at us but we’re not dead! In fact, I feel more alive now than I ever felt!
-Razor, why now?
-I’m a fighter, I was born to be a fighter.
-You got every right to hate me, but I need you in my corner.
-No matter how hard you guys work, it won’t be your best.
-It’s the best we got.
-30 years after their second fight, Kid McDonnen and Razor Sharp get ready to go at it again.
-Gutsy move going without a bra.
-I took a dump on your porch.
-We are live, guys, we are live right now.
-Hey Webster! Show a little respect!
-I choose to believe that you just called me Webster because on my dictionary-sized vocabulary, and not because of my height and race.
-No, it’s because you’re short and black.
-What was Jesus like? I’m curious. Was he cool?
為になったら応援クリックお願いします!!
英単語まとめ
fierce rivalry between・・・～間の熾烈な競争
tie-breaking・・・均衡を破る
grudge match・・・遺恨試合
throw punch・・・パンチを食らわせる
set ～ up・・・～をハメる
duck・・・避ける、かわす
clip・・・フィルムの断片
blow up・・・誇大宣伝する
rematch・・・再試合
grand・・・1,000ドル
eat・・・打ち負かす
sugar coat・・・砂糖をかける
embarrass oneself・・・バツの悪い思いをする
get off the stage・・ステージから降りる
gutsy・・・根性のある
go without・・・～なしで
bra・・・ブラジャー
take a dump・・・排便する
height・・・身長
race・・・人種
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