-Now that you are divorced, I think you should tell me the story of you and my mom.
-Come on, tell me how you met her.
-Fine!
-I’m going to tell you the story, and I’m changing all of the names.
-Good!
-and I’m not telling you who your mom is.
-I like it, it’s like a love story mystery.
-I’ve had 3 girlfriends.
-What’s the story of his first love?
-They still haven’t come up with one yet.
-Will Hayes has fallen in love 3 times…
-Let’s call them…
-Emily!
-I love you William Hayes.
-April!
-You’re the toilet paper guy.
-and Summer!
-I’ve never spent the whole day in bed with a really great guy.
-Me neither.
-…and 3 times…
-Sorry.
-I’m letting you go.
-You’re an idiot.
-…he’s blown it.
-Wow.
-I can’t believe it either.
-But this year,…
-Did you know that 35 people jump off the Brookyn Bridge each year?
-Most because of broken hearts?
-I’ll keep that in mind.
-…the only girl who’s never broken his heart…
-…is determined to mend it.
-Why are you so concerned with all of this?
-Because I want you to be happy.
-Put your coat on.
-Taxi! Taxi!
-The makers of About a boy, and Bridget Jone’s present the story…
-Hello.
-Hi.
-…of an ordinary guy…
-What are you doing here?
-…who after 3 false starts…
-I called you.
-I lost your number.
-All that time?
-Yup!
-Liar!
-Dad!
-..has one last chance…
-Will you…
-Will.
-…at a happy ending.
-Marry me.
-…if he can just work out…
-Wow!
-…with who.
-Yes.
-Oh my god!
-Definitely! Maybe!
-It’s uh…
-Mystery love story!
-This may involve some type of threesome now.
-What’s a threesome?
-It’s a game. That adults play Sometimes.
-When they’re bored.
-Whatever.
-Come on, tell me how you met her.
-Fine!
-I’m going to tell you the story, and I’m changing all of the names.
-Good!
-and I’m not telling you who your mom is.
-I like it, it’s like a love story mystery.
-I’ve had 3 girlfriends.
-What’s the story of his first love?
-They still haven’t come up with one yet.
-Will Hayes has fallen in love 3 times…
-Let’s call them…
-Emily!
-I love you William Hayes.
-April!
-You’re the toilet paper guy.
-and Summer!
-I’ve never spent the whole day in bed with a really great guy.
-Me neither.
-…and 3 times…
-Sorry.
-I’m letting you go.
-You’re an idiot.
-…he’s blown it.
-Wow.
-I can’t believe it either.
-But this year,…
-Did you know that 35 people jump off the Brookyn Bridge each year?
-Most because of broken hearts?
-I’ll keep that in mind.
-…the only girl who’s never broken his heart…
-…is determined to mend it.
-Why are you so concerned with all of this?
-Because I want you to be happy.
-Put your coat on.
-Taxi! Taxi!
-The makers of About a boy, and Bridget Jone’s present the story…
-Hello.
-Hi.
-…of an ordinary guy…
-What are you doing here?
-…who after 3 false starts…
-I called you.
-I lost your number.
-All that time?
-Yup!
-Liar!
-Dad!
-..has one last chance…
-Will you…
-Will.
-…at a happy ending.
-Marry me.
-…if he can just work out…
-Wow!
-…with who.
-Yes.
-Oh my god!
-Definitely! Maybe!
-It’s uh…
-Mystery love story!
-This may involve some type of threesome now.
-What’s a threesome?
-It’s a game. That adults play Sometimes.
-When they’re bored.
-Whatever.
為になったら応援クリックお願いします!!
英単語まとめ
come up with・・・考え付く、思いつく
mend・・・修復する
threesome・・・3人で行う競技、3P
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