-I just wanted the glow…the one that they promise you in those magazines…
-Well, I’m calling it…
-Pregnancy sucks!
-Making a human being is really hard…
-I have no control over my body or my emotions…I’m sorry, all I want to do is punch you in the face!
-We reserved the deluxe suite.
-This is your father?
-No he’s my husband! A lot of people say that…
-Well? Two seconds, that’s all I wanted…
-What’s her deal? Thought she finally got laid…
-The one time? Yeah.
-Dude she’s totally doing him!
-If I knew I was gonna have a rack this gorgeous…I would have gotten knocked up years ago!
-We’re gonna be a family.
-Dudes Group. You want Alex ready? Send him.
-You dropped your kid off a changing table?
-Stuff happens. Last week my kid ate a cigarette.
-I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday.
-I picked up the wrong baby at the daycare.
-Saw my baby swimming in the toilet. No judging.
-Breast is best.
-I was breast-fed until I was six. Look how good I turned out.
-Look at her wearing six-inch heels.
-She’s like a magical pregnancy unicorn!
-I love my baby so much I sometimes worry I’m gonna eat him.
-Well, I’m calling it…
-Pregnancy sucks!
-Making a human being is really hard…
-I have no control over my body or my emotions…I’m sorry, all I want to do is punch you in the face!
-We reserved the deluxe suite.
-This is your father?
-No he’s my husband! A lot of people say that…
-Well? Two seconds, that’s all I wanted…
-What’s her deal? Thought she finally got laid…
-The one time? Yeah.
-Dude she’s totally doing him!
-If I knew I was gonna have a rack this gorgeous…I would have gotten knocked up years ago!
-We’re gonna be a family.
-Dudes Group. You want Alex ready? Send him.
-You dropped your kid off a changing table?
-Stuff happens. Last week my kid ate a cigarette.
-I caught him playing in the dryer yesterday.
-I picked up the wrong baby at the daycare.
-Saw my baby swimming in the toilet. No judging.
-Breast is best.
-I was breast-fed until I was six. Look how good I turned out.
-Look at her wearing six-inch heels.
-She’s like a magical pregnancy unicorn!
-I love my baby so much I sometimes worry I’m gonna eat him.
為になったら応援クリックお願いします!!
英単語まとめ
glow・・・幸福感、満足感
pregnancy・・・妊娠、妊娠状態
human being・・・人間
control over・・・～に対するコントロール
emotion・・・感情
punch someone in the face・・・～の顔面を殴る
get laid・・・セックスする
dude・・・男、すげぇ、おいおい
rack・・・乳房
knock up・・・妊娠させる
changing table・・・おむつ替え用テーブル
stuff happens・・・いろいろあるさ
caught・・・見つけた
daycare・・・託児所
breast・・・胸
breast-fed・・・母乳で育てられた
turn out・・・～になる
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