-Hey, don’t’ be back late.
-I know. I know.
-Come give us a hug before you go.
-Hugs!
-Hug her. That’s what she’s there for.
-You thought any more about making that call?
-That could really hurt Mom’s feelings.
-How can you not be curious about it?
-Each of my moms had a kid with your sperm.
-Like, in both of them?
-Uh-huh. Like, in gay.
-Right on! Cool, I love lesbians.
-Great.
-I got it. He’s their biological father and all that crap. Like we’re not enough or something?
-I never thought they’d use my stuff.
-Why not? I’d use it.
-Donor dad? Stone cold fox. Is he single?
-First of all, ew!
-You’ve met him, and that’s cool, and now we can move on.
-I wanna see him again.
-You do?
-You do?
-So great to meet you. Hi!
-GO easy on the wine, hon, it’s daytime.
-OK. Same goes for the micromanaging, OK?
-So how’d you two meet?
-I was a resident and…
-Jules had an emergency.
-My tongue was numb….
-I told her to relax…
-My tongue started working again!
-Oh, my God!
-The plan was to limit his involvement.
-You’re not gonna stick that, bro.
-He’s not a father. He’s our sperm donor.
-I just keep seeing my kid’s expressions in your face.
-Really?
-Really?
-I feel like he’s taking over my family.
-Oh! Wow. Ok, er…
-What’s that look you’re giving me?
-That’s no look, that’s just my face.
-Driving home on a motorcycle.
-This is something I just never allow.
-Mom, I’m 18 years old.
-I’ve just felt so far away from you, lately.
-Why did you donate sperm?
-It seemed like a lot more fun than er…donating blood.
-Hey. I’m glad I did it.
-Marriage is hard. Two people, year after year.
-Sometimes you stop seeing the other person.
-To an unconventional family.
-I know. I know.
-Come give us a hug before you go.
-Hugs!
-Hug her. That’s what she’s there for.
-You thought any more about making that call?
-That could really hurt Mom’s feelings.
-How can you not be curious about it?
-Each of my moms had a kid with your sperm.
-Like, in both of them?
-Uh-huh. Like, in gay.
-Right on! Cool, I love lesbians.
-Great.
-I got it. He’s their biological father and all that crap. Like we’re not enough or something?
-I never thought they’d use my stuff.
-Why not? I’d use it.
-Donor dad? Stone cold fox. Is he single?
-First of all, ew!
-You’ve met him, and that’s cool, and now we can move on.
-I wanna see him again.
-You do?
-You do?
-So great to meet you. Hi!
-GO easy on the wine, hon, it’s daytime.
-OK. Same goes for the micromanaging, OK?
-So how’d you two meet?
-I was a resident and…
-Jules had an emergency.
-My tongue was numb….
-I told her to relax…
-My tongue started working again!
-Oh, my God!
-The plan was to limit his involvement.
-You’re not gonna stick that, bro.
-He’s not a father. He’s our sperm donor.
-I just keep seeing my kid’s expressions in your face.
-Really?
-Really?
-I feel like he’s taking over my family.
-Oh! Wow. Ok, er…
-What’s that look you’re giving me?
-That’s no look, that’s just my face.
-Driving home on a motorcycle.
-This is something I just never allow.
-Mom, I’m 18 years old.
-I’ve just felt so far away from you, lately.
-Why did you donate sperm?
-It seemed like a lot more fun than er…donating blood.
-Hey. I’m glad I did it.
-Marriage is hard. Two people, year after year.
-Sometimes you stop seeing the other person.
-To an unconventional family.
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英単語まとめ
curious・・・好奇心をそそる、興味深い
sperm・・・精子
go easy on・・・～を控えめにする
micromanaging・・・経営者が細かいことまで指示する経営の
tongue numbness・・・舌のしびれ
limit involvement・・・関わりを最小限に抑える
sperm donor・・・精子提供者
unconventional・・・異例の、型破りな
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