-I have some bad News.
-My parents, they’re visiting.
-When?!
-Now.
-God! Ok, Ok, Em…Stall them.
-Come on up.
-What!
-Erm…Do I live here?
-Oh, definitely not.
-Are we having sex?
-Yeah! But not oral.
-I wasn’t gonna mention oral.
-Okay. good, don’t.
-How did you think that was gonna come up?
-Should we come back when you haven’t got any company?
-Tim actually er… lives here.
-Really?
-Yeah, but no oral sex, I promise you.
-Tim, my dear son…
-This is going to sound strange…
-The men in the family can…travel in time.
-Wow.
-Is as good a reaction as any.
-I think I plumped for Fuck!
-But it was the seventies.
-You go into a dark place…
-Think of the moment you’re going to and you’ll find yourself there.
-Tim actually lives here.
-You don’t say.
-But I live in the spare room,.
-We don’t have a spare room, but in the spare bit of her room where she isn’t.
-In other words…there’s no sex…of any kind.
-I beg your pardon?
-Excuse me.
-It’s gonna be a complicated year.
-It’s gonna be a complicated life.
-Although it’s not as dramatic as it sounds…
-You can’t kill Hitler, or…Shag Helen of Troy, unfortunately.
-My parents, they’re visiting.
-When?!
-Now.
-God! Ok, Ok, Em…Stall them.
-Come on up.
-What!
-Erm…Do I live here?
-Oh, definitely not.
-Are we having sex?
-Yeah! But not oral.
-I wasn’t gonna mention oral.
-Okay. good, don’t.
-How did you think that was gonna come up?
-Should we come back when you haven’t got any company?
-Tim actually er… lives here.
-Really?
-Yeah, but no oral sex, I promise you.
-Tim, my dear son…
-This is going to sound strange…
-The men in the family can…travel in time.
-Wow.
-Is as good a reaction as any.
-I think I plumped for Fuck!
-But it was the seventies.
-You go into a dark place…
-Think of the moment you’re going to and you’ll find yourself there.
-Tim actually lives here.
-You don’t say.
-But I live in the spare room,.
-We don’t have a spare room, but in the spare bit of her room where she isn’t.
-In other words…there’s no sex…of any kind.
-I beg your pardon?
-Excuse me.
-It’s gonna be a complicated year.
-It’s gonna be a complicated life.
-Although it’s not as dramatic as it sounds…
-You can’t kill Hitler, or…Shag Helen of Troy, unfortunately.
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英単語まとめ
stall・・・引き止めておく、引き延ばす
oral・・・口腔の
come up・・・話題に出る
travel in time・・・時を旅する
plump for・・・～を選ぶ、～を支持する
spare room・・・客室、空き部屋
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