-Oh my god. I cannot believe we’re gonna see Area 51!
-Uh, hi.
-Ha ha ha ha.
-I’m Paul. And I really need your help.
-Well, tonight we’re on quite a tight schedule.
-What’s the matter Clive?
-There’s an alien in the kitchenette making bagels and coffee.
-Did you want tea?
-No, I don’t want tea!
-Ooh, marmite.
-What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our anus?
-They don’t do that.
-Do you want one of these? Eh? Eh?
-Zoil, report.
-I’m closing in. I can feel him. In 24 hours he’s gonna wish he never set foot on planet earth.
-I want that little green prick dead ASAP.
-Hi there!
-There’s a girl outside!
-He cannot be from space. It’s not possible.
-Are they looking? Are they looking right now?
-I got my people primed, and ready to pick me up.
-So what happens if you get caught?
-Go go go go!
-I count on my brain.
-No!
-He’s kind of a buzzkill.
-Let’s lighten the mood, shall we? Clive, when did you last get laid?
-The individual that you are travelling with is highly dangerous.
-He’s not dangerous. He’s kinda rude.
-Ohhh!
-What? This is small on my planet.
-A couple of times I’ve seen him scratch his spaceman balls.
-He showed me things.
-She’s talking about his spaceman balls!
-Why are we holding hands?
-So we look like a family. We’re just a couple of regular guys, walking down the street, with a small cowboy.
-We got company!
-Give me the alien!
-Get your own alien.
-I can honestly say that this is the most fun I’ve ever had.
-I like this song.
-Stoke the fire.
-Paul.
-Aaaah!
-Just watch.
-It’s a miracle.
-Oh!
-Why did you do that?
-I’m not gonna eat a dead bird, am I?
-Uh, hi.
-Ha ha ha ha.
-I’m Paul. And I really need your help.
-Well, tonight we’re on quite a tight schedule.
-What’s the matter Clive?
-There’s an alien in the kitchenette making bagels and coffee.
-Did you want tea?
-No, I don’t want tea!
-Ooh, marmite.
-What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our anus?
-They don’t do that.
-Do you want one of these? Eh? Eh?
-Zoil, report.
-I’m closing in. I can feel him. In 24 hours he’s gonna wish he never set foot on planet earth.
-I want that little green prick dead ASAP.
-Hi there!
-There’s a girl outside!
-He cannot be from space. It’s not possible.
-Are they looking? Are they looking right now?
-I got my people primed, and ready to pick me up.
-So what happens if you get caught?
-Go go go go!
-I count on my brain.
-No!
-He’s kind of a buzzkill.
-Let’s lighten the mood, shall we? Clive, when did you last get laid?
-The individual that you are travelling with is highly dangerous.
-He’s not dangerous. He’s kinda rude.
-Ohhh!
-What? This is small on my planet.
-A couple of times I’ve seen him scratch his spaceman balls.
-He showed me things.
-She’s talking about his spaceman balls!
-Why are we holding hands?
-So we look like a family. We’re just a couple of regular guys, walking down the street, with a small cowboy.
-We got company!
-Give me the alien!
-Get your own alien.
-I can honestly say that this is the most fun I’ve ever had.
-I like this song.
-Stoke the fire.
-Paul.
-Aaaah!
-Just watch.
-It’s a miracle.
-Oh!
-Why did you do that?
-I’m not gonna eat a dead bird, am I?
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英単語まとめ
tight schedule・・・過密なスケジュール
What's the matter?・・・どうした？
kitchenette・・・簡易台所
insert・・・挿入する
probe・・・宇宙探査機、無人宇宙船
anus・・・肛門
close in・・・近づく
set foot・・・足を踏み入れる
prick・・・嫌なやつ
ASAP = as soon as possible・・・出来るだけ早く
prime・・・準備する
count on・・・～を頼りにする
buzzkill・・・楽しいイベント等を台無しにする人
lighten the mood・・・雰囲気を明るくする
宇宙人ポール get laid・・・セックスする
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